Jesus wept, the tottering great stomp of it. The testosterone-sozzled, tomcat yowl. The very-metal Led Zep rolling riff and the non-more-Prog squealy-twiddly keyboard...
Apparently, the new album has bagpipes on it. Nothing good has ever come from bagpipes, and Jack White still faces a long crawl back to credibility after the Coca-Cola cocksuck.
But if this is the standard-setter, he could knock up an in-store Starbucks muzak medley with Richard Ashcroft and Johnny Borrell on vocals and I'd still wave it off as a momentary glitch.
[MP3] The White Stripes - Icky Thump
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